Word In The Hall

by Nick Becker

If you could enter a horse in the Kentucky Derby, what would you name it?

Noah Kennedy, frosh. – Straight Shooter because uhh… they’re racing.

Sarah Besser, soph. – If I ever got a horse I’d name him Albert, so in the Kentucky Derby it’d be named Albert.

Brett Williams, jr. – Mystery. Spongebob, come on.

Shelby Stoneking, sr. -(after several minutes to decide) Max win-me-a millionaire.